A surreal fairytale. Sarah was on a bus, sitting on a chair in the aisle. The chair beside her at the window was empty. The inside of the bus was dark, its windows covered with curtains. The bus went through indistinct places, coming from places of little importance, heading to places of despicable existence. Sarah … Continue reading Sarah
Once upon a time there were three girls who went out to party on a carnival’s night. The first, Michele, 19, blonde, blue eyes, wanted to be bold, but also didn’t want to waste much time on her costume, so she made one from straws. Only straws, bounded with a string, covering her voluptuous breasts … Continue reading A story of three naughty piglets in Lapa
Part of the book Keep calm, there are no rhinoceros in this book. A lovecraftian horror based on actual events. Hello, I'm bringing here a text from a friend of mine, a journalism student from Rio de Janeiro’s State University (UERJ), Alexandre Carvalho. I study law there, where I met him, and found these pages … Continue reading Nightmare University: The truth about the suicides at Rio de Janeiro’s State University
Part of the book Keep calm, there are no rhinoceros in this book. Between the session of pornographic sociology and that of philosophy in the bedroom, Stephan was searching. He was looking for the latest issue of Kinsey Asimov's Darwinian Sexology, when a clock ticked. Tic-tac, tic-tac made the clock, and behind him Stephan saw … Continue reading Stephan after the vagina
Part of the book Keep calm, there are no rhinoceros in this book. I don’t like riding the subway. Always crowded, always being pressed among those hideous creatures. Arched, swollen, with eyes lost going in opposite directions, with deregulated faces, with too large parts, or with almost nonexistent. Nowadays, only a few young people by … Continue reading Brave old world
An erotic and violent version of the Wizard of Oz in the streets of Rio de Janeiro. Gale, after being taken over by an alcoholic typhoon, and fighting some street muggers in Lapa, is sent by the Big Blue Fairy of Ceará, through the golden piss road, to the shantytown of Oz, to meet the … Continue reading The drug dealer of Oz
Part of the book Fucked-up Mind. (still being translated) Morphosyntactic Rating: - [Michael Jackson] noun masc singular. - [Michael Jackson] adjective masc singular. Synonyms: Jacko, Jacksonian. Antonyms: Joe Jackson, anti-Jackson, Prince. Related words: moonwalking, salvation, end of times, new era, thriller, truth, heaven, never land, Peter Pan. Michael Jackson: The term can either be used … Continue reading The Michael Jackson Religion
The life's report of the terrible creature, who lives in a dark cave, called Loid is a book, or a post on a blog, or a follow-up of 0s and 1s in the hologram of reality, an endless story that goes nowhere and is all, following the day, or night, or nothing, of a being … Continue reading Life’s report of the terrible creature, who lives in a dark cave, called Loid: Chapter 1
Part of the book Fucked-up Mind! (still being translated to english) I wanted to get to the top. I needed to get to the top. I could see the sun rising up there, when a wild Pluto stood in front of me, blocking my way. Behind a tree, came Dante Alighieri, who told me: - … Continue reading Divine Disneyland
In the beginning there was nothing. And then there was the potato. And there were those who were eternal: the unicorns. And there were five unicorns. And they were called Arakolyts, Jajatops, Hopuiyu, Gatueus and Raul-Chico. And the unicorns loved the potato. And then in their worship they created the earth so that the potato … Continue reading Book of Unicorns: Creation
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