Keep calm, there are no rhinoceros in this book

A short stories book without the presence of any rhinoceros. You can buy the e-book at Amazon for $5,00. And the paperback for $10,00. In this book, you’ll be able to find: two extracts from the most holy of books: The Book of Unicorns - the true story of creation from those holy creatures that … Continue reading Keep calm, there are no rhinoceros in this book

The Michael Jackson Religion

Part of the book Fucked-up Mind. (still being translated) Morphosyntactic Rating: - [Michael Jackson] noun masc singular. - [Michael Jackson] adjective masc singular. Synonyms: Jacko, Jacksonian. Antonyms: Joe Jackson, anti-Jackson, Prince. Related words: moonwalking, salvation, end of times, new era, thriller, truth, heaven, never land, Peter Pan. Michael Jackson: The term can either be used … Continue reading The Michael Jackson Religion

The Return of the Living Dead (1985) or The revolution of the dead will not be televised

The Return of the Living Dead is a film by Dan O'Bannon, about the revolution of the dead, putrefied beings who can no longer be killed by a bullet to the head, who rush, ruthlessly, without mercy behind what they want and what they claim as rightfully theirs, by sticking their teeth into the brain … Continue reading The Return of the Living Dead (1985) or The revolution of the dead will not be televised

Life’s report of the terrible creature, who lives in a dark cave, called Loid: Chapter 1

The life's report of the terrible creature, who lives in a dark cave, called Loid is a book, or a post on a blog, or a follow-up of 0s and 1s in the hologram of reality, an endless story that goes nowhere and is all, following the day, or night, or nothing, of a being … Continue reading Life’s report of the terrible creature, who lives in a dark cave, called Loid: Chapter 1

Sentenced, executed, catch me if you can

"Someone should have slandered Josef K., for without him doing any harm he was arrested one morning." Franz Kafka The guilty wakes up one morning. Big, fake, questioning. Born into a world he did not create. Responsibility for a life which he does not have. Condemned by a hand he does not see. Do you … Continue reading Sentenced, executed, catch me if you can

My Year Without Her (2014, novel)

On sale in Amazon! A drunken and promiscuous journey through Rio de Janeiro, from nights in Lapa, under the orange streetlights and streets full of beggars and tourists, from university kegs, with robots with hands on their knees descending to the ground, from alternative cinema sessions at the Odeon, watered with cachaça and neon, of … Continue reading My Year Without Her (2014, novel)

Book of Unicorns: Creation

In the beginning there was nothing. And then there was the potato. And there were those who were eternal: the unicorns. And there were five unicorns. And they were called Arakolyts, Jajatops, Hopuiyu, Gatueus and Raul-Chico. And the unicorns loved the potato. And then in their worship they created the earth so that the potato … Continue reading Book of Unicorns: Creation